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livejournal/psychronic •
"whydontyouput onsomeoriginalitywhenyoupickoutyourwardrobeohand yourentirefuckinglifemaybethenicanrespectsomeof thethingsyousayandactuallyrememberanythingthats producedbyyourvocalcordsinsteadofaskingyouthesame questionaboutonceaweekitsjustsomeaninglessandwhy wouldirememberwhatyouthoughtaboutthingsoryour experienceswhentherearesomanybeautifuland interestingpeopleintheworld. you are not one of those"
Thursday, May 23, 2002
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nexus animations uk - mr. potato talks •
"I am a proctologist of some 20 years standing and it still scares the £@$! out of me - check out the post op' picture on p.49, it'll make you vomit up your shin bone, ha ha"
Saturday, May 11, 2002
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punk's not dead •
"I’ll be here as long as my country needs me, Brian. If God had meant us to be monogamous… he would have existed."
Tuesday, May 7, 2002
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playlouder | aaargh! shut the fuck nme! you're wrong! •
"Since the Smiths - fuck it - BECAUSE of The Smiths - we've had the dull, grey, self-pitying arse-dribble of indie, of Travis, Starsailor, Turin Brakes, The Doves, Badly Drawn Boy blah blah blah bleeeeeeurgh, Whining, stinking, slimy, irritating, boring, tiny-mouse-cocked student fucking cunt music."
Monday, May 6, 2002
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the official ninja webpage: real ultimate power!! •
"These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window." [via Pyutaros]
Monday, May 6, 2002
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an exploding head - fourth •
"The less intelligent of you will no doubt have noticed a warm moist protrusion on the front of your face- do not be alarmed, this is merely your nose making itself known."
Friday, May 3, 2002
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halfbakery - apostrophe shooter •
"For grammarians, pedants, aggressive spell-checkers and frustrated English teachers everywhere ..."
Friday, May 3, 2002
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showstudio.com | now showing | virtual accessories •
"By selecting the signature pieces from the Spring/Summer 2002 collections of Balenciaga, Marc Jacobs, Missoni and Prada, Brown has combined the materiality of the garments with the aesthetic of each brand's current advertising campaign to suggest how multimedia can incorporate the pleasure of consumption into fashion imagery itself."
Tuesday, April 30, 2002
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i hate music | northside •
"Looks like Osama Bin Laden's made a bit of a Northside of the Twin Towers."
Tuesday, April 30, 2002
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fist of fun - about fist of fun •
"...the incessant talk of daytime TV and other mundanities coming from two people who were clearly very intelligent struck a chord with what would become their prime fanbase, students."
Sunday, April 28, 2002
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dictionary.com - lugubrious •
"Mournful, dismal, or gloomy, especially to an exaggerated or ludicrous degree."
Saturday, April 27, 2002
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f-ckwittage - lugubrious •
"i should be one of those disarmed weedy soldiers in Nam who sit in the trenches watching the enemy coming for them. the enemy being armed with big motherfucker flamethrowers and fuck-off guns:
soldier: ehh we're going to die.
me: oh well. dya wanna hear a joke.
soldier: suppose."
Saturday, April 27, 2002
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livejournal/riothero •
"I am such a good and honourable person that I decided to find out what French for "sigh" actually is. And it is... LE SOUPIR. The word should be spread about this, so that all those people who were saying "le sigh" before now have no excuse for not saying "le soupir" instead."
Saturday, April 27, 2002
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livejournal/sisterpsychosis - mindless bollocks inside •
"If sheep farming is the main source of income for newzealand,how many lungfuls of air would it take to fill up a hot air balloon?
Argh, why does everyone associate NZ with bloody sheep?"
Friday, April 26, 2002
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cinema | the holy grail in lego •
"This is english crazy movie"
Wednesday, April 24, 2002
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things my girlfriend and i argue about •
"I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'."
Sunday, April 21, 2002
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arndale by toby litt •
"I think everyone else thinks it's just to nasty to publish" [Toby Litt on Arndale]
Sunday, April 21, 2002
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popbitch | re: minipops post •
"I saw the little S Club Junior brats being interviewed and one of them said, 'We prove you don't have to go to school to be successful'. I hope he remembers those words in five years time when he's sucking dicks for loose change."
Saturday, April 20, 2002
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tinkin.com | justice •
"You are eligible to join Operation Infinite Justice if:
You are completely ignorant about U.S. Foriegn Policies in the Middle East
You disagree that Economic Sanctions are invisible violence
You believe retaliation will not breed retaliation
You thinking bombing innocent civilians is the solution to cease terrorism" [via Kleber]
Thursday, April 18, 2002
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playlouder boards | red hart in cinders?! •
"Re: Red Hart in cinders?! by bee on 12-Apr-02
Fucking emoticons. I bet in real life your face is frozen in an slightly creepy state of expressionlessness since your muscles have forgotten how to display your feelings without a computer. Sheesh."
Sunday, April 14, 2002
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build your own glossary | rory's rhyming slang •
"Arse
The correct form of ass, and much more versatile. "Arse!" can be used in a moment of anger; to be arsey - behaving like a little shit; arsing around - partaking in tomfoolery; being arseoled is to be drunk; to be arse about face means mixed up; and arse over tit would be a crude variation of 'head over heels'. Many more uses abound..."
Sunday, April 14, 2002
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etch a sketch gallery •
"moustachioed icon by jo
"Hitler, Charlie Chaplin or Ron Mael from Sparks. You decide. Don't let the 'Hitler' bit put you off""
Saturday, April 13, 2002
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yahoo! 'privacy' centre •
"In addition, we have reset marketing preferences for some of our users. If you are one of those users, unless you decide to change these preferences, you may begin receiving marketing messages from Yahoo! about ways to enhance your Yahoo! experience, including special offers and new features." [via rule4080]
Thursday, April 11, 2002
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drowned in sound | aereogramme •
"Less quiet-loud than quiet-horrific wall of noise..."
Monday, April 8, 2002
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drowned in sound | review about a boy soundtrack by badly drawn boy •
"Nick Hornby? The ex-English teacher turned purveyor of middle-brow, middle-class, middle-of-the-road, middle-aged, middle-everything, middling mimsy? That Nick Hornby?
Why Damon?"
Monday, April 8, 2002
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the brains trust - die, sissons, die •
"Comment from Michael Burk Posted: 5 April 2002 22:47
I dont see what was wrong with the colour of his tie - on my black and white TV it looked fine.
The author replies:
Yes, but he needn't have pretended to hang himself with it while talking to Prince Charles." [via Parallax View]
Sunday, April 7, 2002
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all music guide | stock, hausen & walkman •
"...a triple pun embracing pioneering electronic composer and theorist Karlheinz Stockhausen, the '80s pop-by-numbers production team Stock, Aitken & Waterman, and the ubiquitous portable cassette player manufactured by Sony."
Sunday, April 7, 2002
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all music guide | the klf •
"First, a series of newspaper adverts commanded the world to "Abandon All Art Now." Cauty and Drummond — thinly veiled as the K Foundation — then announced that they would be awarding a prize of £40,000 to the worst work of art that year. Winner Rachel Whiteread (who had also won England's Turner Prize) refused the award, prompting a ceremony in which the K Foundation vowed to burn the prize money."
Sunday, April 7, 2002
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mediaguardian | broadcast | life's a pitch •
"12. Don't Watch If You're Thick: Incredibly and relentlessly highbrow magazine show.
Answers: All were real ideas pitched by independent companies at commissioning editors at the BBC, ITV and C4."
Saturday, April 6, 2002
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marathon des sables ("marathon of the sands") •
"Men and women will traverse nearly 150 miles across the Sahara Desert of Morocco over seven days while carrying all their food and gear. Only a ration of nine liters of water and an open-sided Berber tent are provided daily to competitors."
Friday, April 5, 2002
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ormondroyd's virtual match reports | orm and the itv digital affair •
"How to Win Things, Page 1
Chapter One:
Hints for winning the Premiership
1. Try not to lose at home to Middlesbrough"
Friday, April 5, 2002
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mcsweeney's internet tendancy: i can fly •
"Then he asks, much more clearly: 'How long have your parents run a pub?'
This confuses me because they've never run a pub. However, I refuse to be confounded by this line of questioning, not least because I can fly. So I say:
'Fifteen years.'" [via Openlog]
Thursday, April 4, 2002
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playlouder | review a word in your ear by alfie •
"To be this useless and insipid and mimsy YOU NEED A NOTE FROM YOUR MUM"
Thursday, April 4, 2002
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terror's march backwards •
"7th: Bush announces the start of Operation Bomb Islamics. He tells the US that coalition members agree this title is not offensive to 'good Muslims'. This is confirmed in a hastily written episode of The West Wing in which a good Muslim is played by Jeff Goldblum." [via: Riothero]
Wednesday, April 3, 2002
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twisted nerve website redesign •
"Hi. I'm the bottom of the page. It's truly great and fantastic fun being down here... Sometime in the distant future when we're all dead, someone on another totally different and weird planet might accidentally read me. Wow! What would they think?!"
Wednesday, April 3, 2002
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staff meeting. 12.30 by the water cooler •
"You mean she didn't really die!? We never would have guessed that. So the new game will be out when? Christmas...really? excellent!"
Wednesday, April 3, 2002
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maddslinky - make your peace [album review] •
"Zed's response is to promptly drop a disgusting bassline."
Tuesday, April 2, 2002
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oxymorons drag and drop game •
"Least favourite; Act naturally; Original copy; Second best; Nothing much; Good grief; Only choice;"
Friday, March 22, 2002
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